"...England was invaded properly for the first time by the Celts. They came here in 650 BC from central Europe apparently looking for tin - please don't ask me why! The Celts were tall, blond and blue-eyed and so got all the best girls right away. This, of course, annoyed the poor Britons even more, but there was not much they could do about it as they only had sticks and fists to fight with."